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The Importance of Being Punctuated

  1. It saves innocent lives.

 

You are driving your shiny green Honda Civic. You are enjoying everyone’s attention and their admiration until you get interrupted by a yellow light. You slow down.

You slow down until you see that the light turn red. Then you stop and wait with other cars until there’s green light. Then you remember that you are hungry, so you go down *Albertos’ drive through. You roll slowly and they get your order. You pay and zoom away. You get home and then call grandpa.

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You would have made the terrible mistake of turning into a cannibal and taking someone’s life. Thank goodness for punctuation. 

*Notes: Albertos – is a delicious taco shop.punctuation.jpg

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